Programm

Smut Slam Berlin: a real breath of fresh air since 2017!

Berlin’s only community dirty storytelling open mic is celebrating spring on Monday, May 20, with the theme "THE GREAT OUTDOORS." From the windswept seashore to the sun-dappled groves to an irresistible moment on a snow-packed mountaintop. When the urge hits outside, nature finds a way, and we want to hear about it!

Tickets: €15-20 sliding scale donation per person in advance, €20 cash at the door. Low-income €10 rush tickets available at the door ONLY, if any tickets remain unsold at time of show.

Buy them at: https://www.eventbrite.com/.../smut-slam-berlin-the-great...

Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin
(Main entry at Revaler Str & Simon-Dach-Str, 8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)

(cover photo by Marc Seestadt)

JUDGES: TBA

** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sxladen, The Berliner, and njoy toys!

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
7-8 pm: get tested, save your seat, enjoy our reading lounge, grab your drink
8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
10:30-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!

SmutSlam features real-life, first-person sx stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, k!nk- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sx worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sxual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sxism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.

SMUTSLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sx activist and educator, and former phone sx operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sx herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smvt: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMVT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
*** We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.
*** Crack Bellmer has a government-certified machine that exchanges all the air in the room every 10-15 minutes. Included in that system is a HEPA filter.
*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring photo of same-day negative test results, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €1, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.
** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/.../120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXp.../edit... Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

ACCESSIBILITY: The venue is wheelchair accessible; we are checking about accessibility of toilets.

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Dear community, your presence is requested. Come by say hi for a night full of explorative slow-burners and house music

@djchi.chi is one of the artists we always wanted as a DJ at our parties as we genuinely admire both her mixes and her community work going beyond Djing. Now we are delighted to welcome her - expect top house tunes from her record bag

We are also happy to have DJIL aka @jilkvt for the second time in our crew lineup! This time she’s back for a special b2b with @d.s1lver. Expect juicy, bubbly house and trance, a lot of 90s gems, prog, breaks and acid.

In addition, @heimlichman.euver will open the night, showcasing the diversity of her sound apt for the mild early summer night we’re all looking forward to.

DJ Chichi:
https://www.instagram.com/djchi.chi/
https://soundcloud.com/chiara-elisa-m-ller

Heimlich Maneuver:
https://www.instagram.com/heimlichman.euver/
https://soundcloud.com/heimlichmaneuver

d. silver:
https://soundcloud.com/donna-silverstein
https://www.instagram.com/d.s1lver/

DJIL:
https://www.instagram.com/jilkvt/

bar from 7. djs from 10.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

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Fan Fiction; a hangout for sweet peeps & DJ geeks
DJ café & clubnight hosted by Milan Hermess

*Lily Haz
soundcloud.com/lily-haz
instagram.com/lily_haz

*Extase Urbaine
soundcloud.com/extaseurbaine
instagram.com/extase_urbaine

*DiscoDisco Soundsystem (Nils Nilsson & Brink)
t.me/discodiscoboogie
instagram.com/discodiscoboogie

*Fan Fiction DJs
soundcloud.com/fanfictionberlin

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Join us for the first MIKROMAL. Clubnight with microhouse, minimal, house and hot vibes allnightlong. Catch our great MIKROMAL. artists and become a member of our bassline loversclub.

Lievar
https://soundcloud.com/lievar
https://www.instagram.com/lievar_/

Ina all (Plattenfreund:innen Neukölln/Berlin)
https://soundcloud.com/ina-all
https://www.instagram.com/katka.ina.all/

Fannik (Radio Zwyer/Ch)
https://soundcloud.com/f_annik
https://www.instagram.com/fannik/

Heide. b2b Meerkat (Mikromal/Berlin)
https://soundcloud.com/h_e_i_d_e
https://soundcloud.com/linus-meerk

https://www.instagram.com/mikromal_berlin/

bar from 7. djs from 10.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

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