Programm

Smut Slam Berlin: throwing a piece of gravel at the bedroom window of your mind since 2017!

Berlin’s only community dirty storytelling open mic is celebrating spring on Monday, April 15, with the theme "AWAKENINGS." We want to hear your tales of realizations and rising knowledge, the end of sleep, the beginning of awareness, or even just those sleepy morning trysts.

Tickets: €15-20 sliding scale donation per person in advance, €20 cash at the door. Low-income €10 rush tickets available at the door ONLY, if any tickets remain unsold at time of show.

Buy them at: https://www.eventbrite.com/.../smut-slam-berlin...

Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin
(Main entry at Revaler Str & Simon-Dach-Str, 8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)

(cover photo by Marc Seestadt)

JUDGES: TBA

** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sxladen and njoy toys!

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
7-8 pm: get tested, save your seat, enjoy our reading lounge, grab your drink
8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
10:30-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!

With this month's guest host Maree J. Hamilton, SmutSlam features real-life, first-person sx stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, k!nk- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sx worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sxual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sxism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.

SMUTSLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sx activist and educator, and former phone sx operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sx herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smvt: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMVT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
*** We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.
*** Crack Bellmer has a government-certified machine that exchanges all the air in the room every 10-15 minutes. Included in that system is a HEPA filter.
*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring photo of same-day negative test results, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €1, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.
** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/.../120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXp.../edit... Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

ACCESSIBILITY: The venue is wheelchair accessible; we are checking about accessibility of toilets.

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On the 13th of April, we’re back in Berlin for another boogie. This time around we’re joined by local talent and all around good guy Eltouss - an artist who’s steadily establishing himself as one of the names to watch in the scene. For this special occasion, we’ve also invited our dear friend Jacob Dahm, who’ll join Petter Bladlund and Daniel Lien on a flugzeug over from Stockholm. Oufffy music, good people and a whole lot of fun.

Looking forward to seeing both old and new friends on the dance floor ㋛

Eltouss
https://soundcloud.com/eltouss
https://www.instagram.com/eltouss_/

Jacob Dahm
https://www.instagram.com/jacobdahm/

Petter Bladlund
https://soundcloud.com/petter-bladlund
https://www.instagram.com/pbladlund/

Daniel Lien
https://soundcloud.com/daniel-lien
https://www.instagram.com/_yunglien/

bar from 7. djs from 10.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

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Tales have come to us of creatures who spin webs, of any size -- while catching villains, just like flies.

Dress to theme to skip the queue & a chance to win Fabulous Prizes™^°‡·

FRIEDRICHSHAIN, BERLIN – Queer cabaret Pangæa takes place every 2nd Friday of the month at Crack Bellmer.

Pangæa premiered in the summer of 2012 in LA. It quickly grew into a creative stronghold of the city, hosting monthly events and performing at cultural festivals in the surrounding area and beyond, while educating thousands on consent practices.

Each month, a new band of lipstick thespians assembles at Crack Bellmer, a nightclub in RAW Gelände within the heart of Friedrichshain, a 10 minute walk from Warschauer Station with step-free access inside.

Revaler Str. 99, 10245

Doors open at 18:00 to a small art gallery and marketplace that guests can enjoy while relaxing in the rustic, well-ventilated hall or cozy outdoor smoking terrace.

The show begins at 19:00 and features a break midway through.
Showcasing established and emerging Berlin talent, it is the culmination of a month-long collaborative process and features drag kings, queens and things, burlesque performers of all body types, musicians and circus people. Pangæa values difference and strives to prioritize Black and indigenous, disabled, fat, migrant and otherwise multiply-marginalized artists.

Pangæa is both mother and child to drag king astrophysicist HP Loveshaft. Since arriving in Berlin, this powerhouse of performance has featured on stages around the city and across Europe, producing solo shows and appearing in larger ensembles at Festspiele, Volksbühne and SO36.

Born in Moscow to Jewish Ukranian chemists, this trans-atlantic transsexual recently turned to spirituality, channeling his colorful collage of experience into mad prophecy. Having traveled across the cosmos, he returns to the ruins of this world bearing bad news: no one is coming to save us.

With support from the Fonds Darstellende Künste and the Federal Government Commissioner for Culture and the Media, he began a Sodomite Cult with which he hopes to save himself and then perhaps others. Pangæa is part of that story.

Write bookHPLoveshaft@gmail.com or visit hpLoveshaft.com for more information.

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Friday night descends, the lights dim and the music at CRACK BELLMER crescendos, signaling another sizzling edition of DISCO DROPS, guaranteed to awaken those ants in your pants.
None other than NEOBEO, PAQUETA, and host NIGEL NAGEL will guide you through the night with their finest selection of Nu Disco, Indie Dance, and other funky tunes.

Neobeo
https://soundcloud.com/neobeo
https://www.instagram.com/neobeo_music/

Paqueta
https://soundcloud.com/paqueta_que
https://www.instagram.com/paqueta_que/

Nigel Nagel
https://soundcloud.com/nigelnagel
https://www.instagram.com/nigel_nagel8/

bar from 7. djs from 10.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

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