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Immunity is back at Crack Bellmer!

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Bar from 8. Club from 10. Welcome.

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It feels like yesterday, but it’s been already one year that Jurema Blätter is taking place at Crack Bellmer! In celebration, our sixth edition will have two very special invited acts: Pulli & Chomba and neoBeo! Come over for a Wednesday dance!

Pulli & Chomba
https://soundcloud.com/pullichomba
https://www.instagram.com/pulli_chomba/

ɳeoƁeơ
https://soundcloud.com/neobeo
https://www.instagram.com/martin_neobeo/

Miss Kitchen
https://soundcloud.com/miss_kitchen
https://www.instagram.com/miss_kitchen_marina/

Caapi El Mesti
https://soundcloud.com/el-mesti
https://www.instagram.com/elmestii/

Bar from 8. Club from 10.

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Smut Slam Berlin: inexplicably, mysteriously MORE.

Berlin’s only community dirty storytelling open mic returns on Monday, Oct 17, at 7pm CET. We're heading to a new indoor location for the colder months, and celebrating Halloween with the theme of "MAGIC." Bring your stories of ineffable effing, potions and spells, strange doings and wild rituals. We aren't scared!

Tickets: €15-20 sliding scale donation per person (adv purchase). Low-income €10 rush tickets available at the door upon request, if any tickets remain unsold at time of show.

Buy them at: https://www.eventbrite.com/.../smut-slam-berlin-magic...

Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin
(8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)

(cover photo by Marc Seestadt)

To assist us in adhering to best practices against COVID-19 (see the asterisk below!), this particular slam has a limit of 60 tickets sold.

GUEST JUDGES: TBA
** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sexladen and njoy toys!
** Bring your own face masks

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS - ** New later start time **
7-8 pm: get your tests done, and check out the new place
8-10:15pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
10:15-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!

Created and hosted by professional perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! We are limiting capacity to 60 people at this event. DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
** THIS SLAM is indoors and therefore is FULLY MASKED, except when you are taking a sip or a bite, or you may choose to remove the mask while telling a story from the microphone.

*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring same-day negative test results from a test center, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €2, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home, but we will refund your ticket purchase online.

PROOF OF VACCINATION/MEDICAL EXEMPTION/RECOVERY REQUIRED. Thank you for making this event safer for everyone.

** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/.../120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXp.../edit... Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

ACCESSIBILITY: The venue is wheelchair accessible; we are checking about accessibility of toilets.

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(English below)

Einfach mal zum Affen machen oder doch die innere Rampensau befreien? Beim hemmungslos ungenierten Hummel Karaoke laden wir mutige Singvögel ein, die Bühne zu erobern und ihr musikalisches Talent strahlen zu lassen - oder einfach den schrillsten Schlager diesseits der Spree zu trällern.
Pluspunkte gibts für Leidenschaft und vollen Einsatz, denn wer das Publikum mit seinem Flair begeistert kann sich ein paar schiefe Töne schon mal leisten...
Und wenn du selbst nicht auf die Bühne willst? Komm vorbei singe, brumme, träller trotzdem mit oder genieße ein paar Drinks in spaßiger Atmosphäre und lade deine Freunde ein, es dir gleich zu tun. Wir freuen uns wenn ihr in Kostümen kommt.

WICHTIG:
Bitte seid weiterhin verantwortungsbewusst und kommt nur, wenn ihr euch gesund fühlt. Wer kann macht gerne einen Selbsttest vorher

Do you just want to freak out and crash the stage with your presence? At the Hummel(bumble bee) Karaoke we invite all bold birds to sing, conquer the stage and shine with their musical talents, or just smash this side of the Spree with an individual interpretation of a song.
Bonus points are rewarded, if you put in all your emotions into the song and emerge completely in your act. Some misplaced tones are easily forgiven if the crowd is pumped up.
And even if the stage is nothing for you, join us to just sing or hum from the sideline, or just enjoy some drinks in a playful atmosphere. Invite your friends to join. We'd love to see you in costumes

IMPORTANT:
Please be still careful and only come if you feel fit and healthy. Everyone who is uncertain, we invite to do a rapid test in advance.

Start: 7 pm
Ende: ~ 12 am
Eintritt: 3-5€

Let´s get the Party started!!

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